erdsthenerds:

Hell, I’d arrest him too

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a letter from the end of the first week of hogwarts

  • albus severus: dear mum and dad
  • albus severus: i was in the library today
  • albus severus: reading a book about previous heads of hogwarts
  • albus severus: and i would just like to say
  • albus severus: are you fucking serious
  • albus severus: i demand a name change immediately
  • albus severus: just literally anything else please
  • albus severus: fucking dobby kreacher potter for all i care
  • albus severus: sorry for swearing i just
  • albus severus: bloody hell
  • albus severus: yours sincerely,
  • albus severus: aragog fang potter or some shit
"

1. Don’t try to piss quietly. Nobody in a public restroom thinks you’re knitting in your stall. They came to piss, just like you. And if you have to take a dump, do it. Get over your fear of public toilets. It’ll make life a lot easier.

2. Masturbate. Masturbate a lot. Talk about it with your friends. You’ve got the right to make yourself feel good and brag about it just like all the boys with extra large kleenex packages on their desks.

3. If you want the large fries, get the large fries. Hunger and appetite are nothing to be ashamed of, just human. Don’t ever feel guilty for eating in front of others. You need to nourish your body to stay alive. We all do.

4. Laugh as loud as you have to, no matter if you snort or gasp or literally scream.

5. Fart when you have to.

6. Always remember you weren’t born to visually please others. Forget the phrase “what if they think it’s ugly”. If you think it’s lovely, it is lovely. You wanna wear it, wear it!

7. Speak your mind! You can learn to do so without insulting others or shoving your opinion down other people’s throats.

"

Seven Simple Ways To Free Yourself, from girl to girl (via notcapableoflove)

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cumbertrekky:

sherlockingmyhouse:

Simon Pegg and Amanda Abbington are having Cumberbatch dirty sex talk, please never stop.

Such sods

cumbertrekky:

sherlockingmyhouse:

Simon Pegg and Amanda Abbington are having Cumberbatch dirty sex talk, please never stop.

Such sods

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avianawareness:

This has to be one of the top cute birdy pics.

avianawareness:

This has to be one of the top cute birdy pics.

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  • me during an exam: lol imma ace dis bitch
  • me during an exam: the fuck did you just say
  • me during an exam: alright focus
  • me during an exam: pffffttt i got this
  • me during an exam: I'M A GENIUS
  • me during an exam: whats 5 x 8
  • me during an exam: lol fuck this
  • me during an exam: be our guest be our guest be our guest put our service to the test
  • me during an exam: oh exam right
  • me during an exam: yeah hear me flip that page
  • me during an exam: i am better than all of you
  • me during an exam: peasants
  • me during an exam: what if everyone can read minds except me
  • me during an exam: i bet theyre all thinking to each other 'dont tell her you can read minds'
  • me during an exam: cough if you can hear me
  • me during an exam: COUGH IF YOU CAN HEAR ME
  • me during an exam: was i doing something
  • me during an exam: right test okay
  • me during an exam: lol i bet i can finish before this bitch
  • me during an exam: did we learn this
  • me during an exam: stop breathing so loud
  • me during an exam: is that really necessary
  • me during an exam: wow that post on tumblr last night is suddenly the funniest thing i have ever seen
  • me during an exam: i will kill all of you
fucklestrade:


It’s the Great Game, Sherlock Holmes!

Inspired by (x)

fucklestrade:

It’s the Great Game, Sherlock Holmes!

Inspired by (x)

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e-l-e-n-a-t:

Derren Brown Mesmerises Martin Freeman: Full Video | Stand Up To Cancer

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